Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Economists are not important

They can go have sex with themselves. They should put on some flavored chapstick and then they would enjoy kissing when they fornicate with each other, because when it comes to passionate love making, even economists are able to put aside their immortal love of competition and get down to the deep funk, the pungent bass, that is physical love. I think that really the world is deeply stupid. Like Colbert says, the world should shut up and make my tube socks. Here on the holy continent of North America, we have no need for anything at all. Our working class can choke and die. All the blue collars on all the people who do not wear the suit costume can also go have sex with themselves - their existences aren't necessary. We need only those with white collars, it is they who toil to make the earth rotate the sun. Holy moly their collars are pristine and sterile!

Economists are complete assholes. I'm pretty sure not an individual among the herd has a clue about what's going on. Goldman Sachs has just recently been called out for showing its penis to a bunch of children. I don't think they're even remotely ashamed. They can go have sex with themselves. And with the stroke-inducing wages and profits they "earn" being slithering charlatans, they can certainly afford to dig their own shallow graves, courting the dumbest, blindest worms for their pending decomposition. Because one day soon, not soon as in days or months, but soon as in years, they will indeed lay inanimate in the earth and the worms relied on for consuming redundant flesh will be reluctant to chew on such tainted corpses. It's well known that worms, insects and other microscopic organisms are reluctant to consume the flesh of animals which have no motive other than the most base momentary advantage.

I can't take the abysmal stupidity and greed that is everywhere. We are yapping seagulls fighting over a single french fry. Posture yourselves one and all! Make your selves look good, and practice your appearance so that when you really are in "public" you look the successful part. Maybe one day you too will man (Who are women?) the computers and make important decisions which either gain or lose money for people you pretend you care about. Fuck them though. Life is only a game and if people expect to meet genuine people who do not want to break them, to tear their spines from their skulls, they are fools and children, which are the same thing. Real people, meaning real men, are those who waste no time in punching numerical values into private databases - "10,000, 12%, 1 quarter" - these are the symbols which lead to reality. What could be more important than trends in desktop computing and networking? Trick question: Nothing. All the rest of us can stand aside, admire the suits from afar, oh my god their ties are so skillfully tied! They can go fornicate with themselves... they can certainly afford it!

1 comment:

BattyMcDougall said...

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